Collection of Funny Game of Thrones jokes and GIFs that will make you crazy! Given below are 19 Words that have a different meaning in real life and in Game of Thrones. No wonder the internet is exploding with huge amount of GOT Memes, Quotes and Humor. So here is our addition too!
1. Wedding
What it usually means:
A joyous celebration of the marriage of two people who have fallen madly in love.
What it means in Westeros:
A guaranteed death sentence.
2. Needle
What it usually means:
A very fine slender piece of polished metal with a point at one end and a hole or eye for thread at the other, used in sewing.
What it means in Westeros:
A small sword Arya uses to bring her enemies to hell.
3. Winter is coming
What it usually means:
The coldest season of the year, usually accompanied by snow and ice, is about to hit your geographical location.
What it means in Westeros:
You better run ‘cause shit is about to go down.
4. The Wall
What it usually means:
A continuous vertical brick or stone structure that encloses or divides an area of land.
What it means in Westeros:
A 700-foot structure made of solid ice that is defended by the Night’s Watch and (usually) keeps out the wildlings.
5. Viper
What it usually means:
Venomous snake with large hinged fangs, OR a really fast Sports car.
What it means in Westeros:
A beloved but cocky son of a bitch who should’ve just listened to Tyrion and worn a helmet.
6. Mountain
What it usually means:
A large natural elevation of the earth’s surface rising abruptly from the surrounding level.
What it means in Westeros:
A large human who will gauge your eyes and crush your head until it explodes.
7. Siblings
What it usually means:
Offspring having one or both parents in common; a brother or sister and should probably not make out with.
What it means in Westeros:
Just Go for it. 😉
8. Snow
What it usually means:
Atmospheric water vapour frozen into ice crystals and falling in light white flakes.
What it means in Westeros:
A very attractive (but sort of depressing) bastard who knows nothing. (Or a psychotic, evil bastard who needs to fucking relax.)
9. Justice
What it usually means:
Just behaviour or treatmentbased on ethics, rationality, law, and fairness.
What it means in Westeros:
F**k you right back.
10. Walker
What it usually means:
Someone who really likes to walk and is good in it.
What it means in Westeros:
A white, mummy-like demon with glowing blue eyes and a weird obsession with babies.
11. Flying
What it usually means:
Something birds, planes, drug-addicts and Superman do.
What it means in Westeros:
Execution by Moon Door
12. Stark
What it usually means:
Severe or bare in appearance or outline.
What it means in Westeros:
A family name that obviously has a death curse
13. Hound
What it usually means:
A dog of a breed used for hunting, especially one able to track by scent.
What it means in Westeros:
A ruthless killer with a half-burnt face who seriously hates the king.
14. Sausage
What it usually means:
An item of food in the form of a cylindrical length of minced pork or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled or fried before eating.
What it means in Westeros:
A metaphor for TheonGreyjoy’s decapitated (get it??) penis.
15. Purple
What it usually means:
A color intermediate between red and blue.
What it means in Westeros:
The color of King Joffrey Baratheon’s face when he was poisoned and killed.
16. Necklace
What it usually means:
An ornamental chain or string of beads, jewels, or links worn round the neck.
What it means in Westeros:
A murder weapon.
17. Reek
What it usually means:
Smell strongly and unpleasantly; stink.
What it means in Westeros:
A guy who lost his mind (and his favorite appendage).
18. Family
What it usually means:
A group consisting of two parents and their children living together as a unit.
What it means in Westeros:
A group of people affiliated by birth or marriage who play too many literal rounds of “Kill, Fuck, Marry”
19. Boss Ass Bitch
What it usually means:
Someone who is always better than you in every way possible.
What it means in Westeros:
Daenerys Targaryen
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